May. 22nd, 2009

Uh, no.

May. 22nd, 2009 08:32 am
terribleturnip: (Default)
Aerosol Chocolate. http://www.seriouseats.com/2009/05/le-whif-chocolate-you-breathe.html

So, instead of eating it, we get a whiffy mouthful...hey, almost no calories!

For starters, I'm pretty sure this would just set me right off on a hunt for serious chocolate. Good heavens, last night, rooting around in the pantry, out of the corner of my eye I spotted the Guittard's chocolate chip bag and I had to give myself a stern talking to in order to keep myself out of it. That was just VISUAL stimulation.

Besides, aroma, schmaroma, I want that mouthfeel. The taste, the feel of it. I want to swallow it, not have some vaguely virtual experience.

(Those of you with dirty minds may now retire to your bunks.)
terribleturnip: (percy)
Am I the only one who saw this headline:

"Cattle rustling increases as economy gets worse" and thought, rustling? I always thought they made more of a shuffling sound. Now I've got a herd of cattle in my mind rustling like aspen leaves on a breezy day.

In case you wanted to be serious:

http://www.boom2bust.com/2009/05/21/cattle-rustling-increases-as-economy-gets-worse/

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