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terribleturnipMy internal editor has apparently shut down and is taking an early dismissal.
I just got out of a meeting where, while describing a recent contract struggle, I dropped the F-bomb.
As in "and then I said **** you, sign the damn thing".
And not 15 minutes later, when my boss was describing a new process and a colleague was expressing trepidation that the form would just make the whole process harder and MORE tedious, and were 45 dropdowns really all that helpful, I said "We could make a wet dream complicated."
Clearly, the sudden reduction of
"omigodamIgoingtogetthesedamncontractsdoneontime" tension caused an osmotic flow that took my internal editor with it.
Thankfully, it was a small meeting with just my immediate team and all right, it was sort of worth it to see my boss covering his face with his hands, quaking with laughter and unable to speak.
But...time to lay low, shut up and get out of here without any further embarrassing communication.
I just got out of a meeting where, while describing a recent contract struggle, I dropped the F-bomb.
As in "and then I said **** you, sign the damn thing".
And not 15 minutes later, when my boss was describing a new process and a colleague was expressing trepidation that the form would just make the whole process harder and MORE tedious, and were 45 dropdowns really all that helpful, I said "We could make a wet dream complicated."
Clearly, the sudden reduction of
"omigodamIgoingtogetthesedamncontractsdoneontime" tension caused an osmotic flow that took my internal editor with it.
Thankfully, it was a small meeting with just my immediate team and all right, it was sort of worth it to see my boss covering his face with his hands, quaking with laughter and unable to speak.
But...time to lay low, shut up and get out of here without any further embarrassing communication.
